Friday, July 31, 2015

Smells Like Teen Shovel

It all started with this guy slipping on ice:

And we amazingly ended up with this gem:


Monday, July 27, 2015

"Look At Me Son, I'm Talking To You"

This police lieutenant from Louisiana is the most stereotypical American thing I've seen in a very long while. My Europeanness just cringed, pissed herself and hid under the bed.

"Watch, as a man commits his crime"
(I was expecting a Valar Morghulis at some point there)

So many things to comment on:
The DNA on a rock,
the hardworking and generous Stellys,
the sheriff being a fan of Stelly's,
the cheeseburger with coke and fries he'll have afterwards,
the nice tip he'll give to the waitress,
the fact that he knows nobody likes the perp.

Is he for real? Is he a cartoon? Did he come out of a movie or something?

He really makes me want to give myself up, but I haven't done anything.


Sunday, July 26, 2015

How Many Water-Filled Balloons Does It Take To Stop A Bullet?

The answer may surprise you.
It did me.


GIF Compilation #7 (20 GIFs) (600th post!!!)

As always, be patient.
Vey, very patient.
Let them load.
GIF files are big.

Again, let's start with a GIF from a movie

1. Buster Keaton in "Steamboat Bill Jr." (1928)

2. Are you f@#%ing kidding me?!

3. A glimpse into what was happening in the Cretaceous era... (run mammal! run!)

4. I can hear "Jaws" music in my head...

5.  Escape artist

6. Hitchcock would have been proud...

7. Ouch!

8. If you're such a big fan dude, you should have bought a ticket...

9. Majestic execution

10. Nice!

11. Reminds me of a few human goalkeepers...

12. Son of a...

(video - no sound though)

Wait... he never declared where he wanted the black to go...

13. Smooth...!

14. There's a good idea...

15. That isn't really necessary dude...

16. Where will you be when the acid kicks in?

17. That was close...


18. That was far too close...

19. Bridge implosion in Texas


20. Iceberg (or maybe glacier?) waterfall

(source) (for most of these)

Also checkout: GIF Compilation #1, GIF Compilation #2, GIF Compilation #3, GIF compilation #4, GIF compilation #5, GIF compilation #6